Quotes for the Week #79

"I am not above selling my body." - Zac "Z-Rex" Swanson

"Clearly, I'm a fucking charmer." - Zac "Z-Rex" Swanson

Quotes for the Week #78

"Like birth control. You know, I'm always going to be there for you 99.9 percent of the time." - Chad Ochocinco

"I don't even know how to do this single thing. I end up talking to 21 year olds all the time because they're pretty, and then I talk to them and it's like torture. Talking to a 21 year old is like talking to baby except babies don't have dumb ideas yet." - Tommy Johnagin

"Supercalifragilisticexpiali-suckit, England!" - Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA

Quote for the Week #77

"Why would you spend that much money to look nice when you can just get trashed and dress up like a turtle?" - "Dainty" Bridget Biersmith

Quotes for the Week #76

"Yes, in 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung, his fondest hope of the resultant device be bitchin'." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

"Penny, while I subscribe to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing. The math would suggest that in a few I'm a clown made of candy but I don't dance." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper