"Like birth control. You know, I'm always going to be there for you 99.9 percent of the time." - Chad Ochocinco
"I don't even know how to do this single thing. I end up talking to 21 year olds all the time because they're pretty, and then I talk to them and it's like torture. Talking to a 21 year old is like talking to baby except babies don't have dumb ideas yet." - Tommy Johnagin
"Supercalifragilisticexpiali-suckit, England!" - Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA
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