Quotes for the Week #82

"Yeah, that's what separates us from the monkeys. That and the armed guards at the zoo. Damn, they've got some sexy monkeys down there." - Glen Quagmire

"I once dated a guy who loved the independence of living on his own, chugging from the carton in the middle of the night. He said the isolation was a trade off he could live with. I thought I'd hit the mother load... Then he told me he was going to clown camp." Marshall Mary Shannon

Quotes for the Week #81

In response to "I'm not above selling my body." by Zac "Z-Rex" Swanson from Quotes for the Week #79 : "Too bad most people are above buying it." - Kasra "Dr. X" Ramyar

"I am never moving out of my parents' house again." - "Dainty" Bridget Bier$mith

"Mexicans are ethnics?" - Zac "Z-Rex" Swanson

"I think I'm failing psychopharmacology... I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals, ok?" - Troy Barnes

Quotes for the Week #80

"No, soccer is some swarthy Dutchman rolling around on the field pretending to have a near-fatal stubbed toe." - John Hodgman

"Americans live sports at which they are the best... like basketball and diabetes." - John Hodgman