Saturday, July 24, 2010

Quotes for the Week #82

"Yeah, that's what separates us from the monkeys. That and the armed guards at the zoo. Damn, they've got some sexy monkeys down there." - Glen Quagmire

"I once dated a guy who loved the independence of living on his own, chugging from the carton in the middle of the night. He said the isolation was a trade off he could live with. I thought I'd hit the mother load... Then he told me he was going to clown camp." Marshall Mary Shannon

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