Quotes for the Week #88

"The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name... best friend I ever had. We still never talk some times." - Ron Swanson

"OK guys, that's is your fifteen second warning to wrap up your break... I'm looking at you Cleveland, you're supposed to be installing cable in a house, not cheese danishing your mouth." - Tim The Bear

"Sorry, this arctic chill has given me a little tickle in my throat. I've got a homemade remedy, it's one part bourbon... and it really helps." - Stephen Colbert

"I'm also kicking your ass at gloating." - Dr. Gregory House

Quotes for the Week #87

"Cheers, poopface!" - Kim Skaffilax

"You cheated on me with choreography... and that is the worst kind." - Cameron Tucker

"That was an exquisite briefing, detective.., beautifully enunciated. You are an artiste and briefs, your medium. Though, I suspect you could squeeze into a small if you had to." - Shawn Spencer

"Now you're just being silly. Wolverine's never displayed the slightest interest in helping others prevent prostate cancer." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper