Monday, January 31, 2011

Quotes for the Week #88

"The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name... best friend I ever had. We still never talk some times." - Ron Swanson

"OK guys, that's is your fifteen second warning to wrap up your break... I'm looking at you Cleveland, you're supposed to be installing cable in a house, not cheese danishing your mouth." - Tim The Bear

"Sorry, this arctic chill has given me a little tickle in my throat. I've got a homemade remedy, it's one part bourbon... and it really helps." - Stephen Colbert

"I'm also kicking your ass at gloating." - Dr. Gregory House

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