Yesterday, I quoted Robert Frost under the heading of "appropriate". Today I will quote John Oliver under the heading of "hilarity", but one could probably (taking the following quotes entirely out of context) make these quotes relevant to the times as well. Oliver's quotes are much more vulgar than Frost's, however, so consider this your warning.
"When you're a bankrupt ideology, pursuing a bankrupt strategy, the only move you've got is the dick one."
"There have always been motherfuckers, there will always be motherfuckers, but what we can't do is let them control our motherfucking lives."