Saturday, March 20, 2010

Quotes for the Week #66

"Whenever I'm sick, it goes away within a few hours. Except once when I was in the hospital from age three to six." - Erin Hannon

"Do you realize if I married a non-Jew, I couldn't go to Rabbinical School? I can go if I'm gay and my lover is Jewish. I can go if I'm single, but I'm not eligible if I marry a beautiful shiksa with blond silky pubes waxed into the shape of a Shamrock." - Andy Botwin

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