"Oh, right, because you walked into Stripper's Discount Warehouse and said 'help me showcase my intellect'." - Sterling Archer
"To be a spy, you need physical fitness, a facility with languages, a tolerance for exotic foods and the bugs that come with them. But ultimately, there's no greater qualification than the ability to look someone who ruined your life in the eye and say 'let's work together'." - Michael Westin
"A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a fridge starts in a box and then moves to a house." - Demetri Martin
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