Here are two clips from the fantastic Onion SportsDome show on Comedy Central on Tuesday nights.
The Gatorade B-Force announcement - combining the benefits of electrolytes and meat via Gatorade's patented "three I system" - ingestion, injection and and immersion. Anyone claiming 'strawberry barbecue' sounds anything but delicious... is lying.
While this clip does have a Royals-centric portion... the true gem is the Joe DiMaggio rant. Hilarious.