"I love Dick Morris. It's like if cholesterol and bile had a baby... and let Harvey Fierstein do the voice-over." - Jon Stewart
"Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing everything single thing they want. So now, they'll all vote republican. It's like, when I want some bread, I will not settle for half a loaf, I will instead have a muffin made of broken glass." - Stephen Colbert
"Oh honey, don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you." - Claire Dunphy
"What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it 'this exact situation'." - Sterling Archer
"And I love that I have an erection... that didn't involve homeless people." - Dr. Krieger
"Maybe you just want to fly the plane yourself. Well, good luck pressing 'takeoff' then 'autopilot' then 'land'." - Carol
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