"I thought we understood that you were never to think that I understand anything." - Liz Lemon
"I vanquished you in one day. I was trapped in a world of wet-wipes and rectal thermometers... then the babies came and life changed." - Devon Banks
"Roman? Roman doesn't know anything about anything. The other day he asked me what the letter q was." - Ben Donovan
"So, my Japanese girlfriend broke up with me, but that's ok, there are plenty more of them in the sea." - Mike M.