Monday, April 4, 2011

Quotes for the Week #96

"I thought we understood that you were never to think that I understand anything." - Liz Lemon

"I vanquished you in one day.  I was trapped in a world of wet-wipes and rectal thermometers... then the babies came and life changed." - Devon Banks

"Roman?  Roman doesn't know anything about anything.  The other day he asked me what the letter q was." - Ben Donovan

"So, my Japanese girlfriend broke up with me, but that's ok, there are plenty more of them in the sea." - Mike M.

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