Friday, October 2, 2009

Quotes for the Week #42

"Seattle loses to the Bears 25-19 and Seahawks' coach, Jim Mora, doesn't just throw Seahawks' kicker, Olindo Mare, under the bus, he summons the entire Greyhound corporation to run over him, back up and do it again." - Bob Ryan

"I swear to God you cannot add a song. I will smack your face off of your face. Do not add a song." - Charlie Kelly

"It's supposed to be Jo-nathan, not John-a-thon. It's like a toilet race around the world." - Mike Wehrman

"Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings." - George Will

"Nothing calls out for corporate compassion, more than a flaming brick through a windowpane filled with puppies." - Jon Stewart

"Physics is my bitch." - Jim Doran

"She throws like a softball bull dyke." - Matt "Nemesis" Kinney

"Is that a scrotum?" - Matt "Nemesis" Kinney


Sean Michael Henry said...

I'm both delighted and surprised to find myself amused by both Mike Wehrman and George Will in the same blog post. It's usually one or the other ...

Andrew said...

Your comment becomes even more amusing once I add this tidbit. Mike Wehrman used the George Will quote in a conversation while we were watching the Chiefs' game last weekend.