Sunday, March 27, 2011

Quotes for the Week #95

"I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can do some fishing.  Fishing relaxes me.  It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something." - Ron Swanson

"That's like comparing apples to... Nazi oranges." - Cyril Figgis

"And if there is one thing I have learned in all my years as a spymaster, it's that you keep your friends close and possible genetic clones of Adolph Hitler closer." - Mallory Archer

"That's what he's best at...putting a bow on a turd, marking up the price and selling it so hard you want it, even though you know it's just a turd with a bow on it.  America is that turd.  It's time to let Donald Trump come in, put some gold leaf on the border and marble columns around Florida, throw up his names in big lights over the midwest and sell this whole place to the Chinese before they realize it's half broken.  This is what I've been waiting for my whole life, a president who's not afraid to tell the truth... about being a lying asshole.  Trump 2012!" - Lewis Black

1 comment:


Lewis Black at his best.