Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Movie Quote List #2

I put one of these together a few weeks ago and thought it was fun... so why not do it again? I enjoy the reader participation and couldn't resist. Here are 15 more movie quotes. Feel free to tell/guess the movie from which each quote originated. I will post the correct answers as they appear in the comment section. Good luck to everyone and I hope this one is more challenging than the last. Enjoy!

I know we need the money, but...
Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!
Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.
-- Spaceballs - Jim/Nick

Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
-- Pulp Fiction - Megan/Nick/Jim

Oh, just some terrorists decided to send a little care package. Box of goodies. Which had to be neutralized before blowing up the office... So I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, little guitar... Just relax.
I mean it, honey, the world is being Fed-exed to hell in a hand cart. I really believe anyone thinking even thinking of bringing a child into the world is coldly considering an act of cruelty. I know, I'm rambling, I'm complaining, I'm sorry. What's your news, baby?
I'm pregnant. You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.
I meant it at the time.
Stanley, "at the time"? You said it seven and a half seconds ago!
Well... gosh, kind of a lot's happened since then.
-- The Rock - Jim/Nick

Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
-- Austin Powers - Megan/Jim/Jodi/Nick

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!
-- Death to Smoochy - Megan/Jim/Nick

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
-- Army of Darkness - Megan

Oh, shit! Ah, that hurt like shit!
I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins.
Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?
Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?
No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."
-- The Long Kiss Goodnight - Megan

Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
-- Major League - Nick

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
-- Grosse Pointe Blank - Jodi

Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
-- Happy Gilmore - Megan/Nick

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
-- Zoolander - Nick

You've ruined that piano!
What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
But that's a priceless Steinway!
Not anymore!
-- The Pink Panther Strikes Again - No one, HAHAHA! I finally stumped you people. Everyone should see this movie - the scene that contains this quote is possibly the funniest sequence ever recorded on film. Peter Sellers was a comedy genius.

Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Megan/Nick/Jim

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
-- True Lies - Megan

Well, you know I... I never got to bat in the major leagues. I would have liked to have had that chance. Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher. To stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink. Make him think you know something he doesn't. That's what I wish for. Chance to squint at a sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingling in your arm as you connect with the ball. To run the bases - stretch a double into a triple, and flop face-first into third, wrap your arms around the bag. That's my wish, Ray Kinsella. That's my wish. And is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true?
-- Field of Dreams - Nick/Jim/Jodi/Kim



Moflo said...

#2. Pulp Fiction
#4. Austin Powers
#5. Death to Smootchy
#6. Army of Darkness
#7. The Long Kiss Goodnight
#10. Happy Gilmore
#14. True Lies

Moflo said...

Oh, and #13 is an Indiana Jones movie....I think the Last Crusade.

kilax said...

Maybe #15 is Field of Dreams.

Jim said...

Off the top of my head:

#1: Spaceballs - "I'm a Mog. Half Man, Half Dog."

#2: Pulp Fiction - Again, what's a movie quote montage without this film?

#3: Con-Air: Stanley Goodspeed (Nicholas Cage) to his girlfriend

#4: Austin Powers?

#5 Death of Smoochie with Robin Williams?

#13: Indiana Jones and the Search for the Holy Grail

#15: Field of Dreams?

Jim said...

Actually - scratch #3. I had a realization. It's The Rock, not Con-Air. I transposed Nick Cage action movies.

Miss Jodi said...

Here are my guesses
#4 - Austin Powers
#9 Grosse Point Blank
#15 Field of Dreams

Have you done mine yet?

Andrew Skaff said...

Everyone - since I'm moderating the comments section, I held the results for a 24 hour period to give everyone a chance to compete since some people know me a little too well (apparently).

Moflo - Another impressive display, I bow to your superior wisdom.

Kim - Since your parents have that cabin up by the Mississippi River, have you visited the Field of Dreams field? I stopped on my way back from one of the 4th of July visits to the river to check it out. It was pretty cool.

Jim - Good save with The Rock/Con-Air near debacle. You even had the right character name. That movie changed my life - made me want to be a biochemist...

Jodi - I gave yours a shot... and did not fair too well. I tried.

kilax said...

Ha ha. Dyersville (where Field of Dreams is) is on the way to Guttenberg, but I never stopped there until I started dating Steven. The first time I took him there we stopped. I only saw the movie for the first time a couple of months ago!

Andrew Skaff said...

I thought it was kind of a cool place to visit. It really is just a baseball diamond in the middle of a field of corn, but there were a lot of people there when I stopped. I remember annoying the shit out of Steven with the "People will come, Ray" speech. Ah, fun memories of bugging Steven.