Friday, April 30, 2010

Quotes for the Week #72

"Why would a lady get divorced at fifty? Stick it out. Men die first, then you have two wonderful years, then you die." - Liz Lemon

"If God were edible, not that I'm Catholic, but if it was cool to eat God, he'd be a chicken finger." - Troy Barnes

"I see, this has been about me the whole time. You want a shot at the Jeff Winger throne, you'd better bring a powerful ass. Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape." - Jeff Winger

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