Monday, January 19, 2009

Quotes for the Week #6

"No. I meant we build an actual photo shop, or a chain of photo shops. We each manage one, let time pass. Eventually, Maddox has to have her film developed. She comes in, we all hop out, yell 'Surprise!' and beat her to death with pool cues." - Janitor

"Do you know anything about boxing?" "I wear boxers, I, uh, got my refrigerator from a box. I'm as qualified as anybody else, right?" - Miss Plumber and Gary Brooks

"When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?" - Dr. Leo Spaceman

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