Monday, January 26, 2009

Quotes for the Week #7

"Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed along to those who's parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas. Namaste." - Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson

"There they are, the six sigmas themselves. Each of them embodies a pillar of the six sigma business philosophy; teamwork, insight, brutality, male enhancement, handshakefulness and play hard. Wish me luck." - Jack Donaghy

"There is no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken, like Larry Bird and Colorado." - Tracy Jordan

"Well buddy, heeeere we go, bottom of the ninth, baaases loaded. Oh yeah, it's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch. You go in there and show those turds who's boss. Make mommy proud of her big boy because he's the best. Just do it. Is it in you? I'm lovin' it. You're Jack Donaghy, titan, maverick, lover." - Jack Donaghy

1 comment:

lestlie said...

The pre-retreat pep talk was excellent - probably my favorite part of the episode. Uh-May-Zing.