"There's been a change of plans. Geiss is staying on as CEO. A beam of energy told him to. That's fun, right? And instead of running everything, I'm going back to my old job, so the standards department is telling me that you can only say cat anus twice during the show, but I'm going to fight for you. You can say it three times. Cat anus, cat anus, cat anus." - Jack Donaghy
"Why does anybody go to Miami... ass." - Jack Donaghy
"Nearly getting killed shakes you up... no matter how much experience you have. Brushes with death are like snowflakes, each one is unique and icy cold." - Michael Westin
"So she was a prostitute, posing as an FBI agent, posing as a prostitute." "... to bust a prostitution ring." - Dr. Raymond Langston and Catherine Willows
"Nobody should have to go to work thinking 'this is the place I might die today'. That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true." - Michael Scott
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Don't I remember reading something about real posts and not just Quotes of the Week?
Yeah, that's right. I'm calling you out.
Don't make me challenge you to a BlogOff.
Hey, I've got stuff in the works... It's only Wednesday night - and I did say "this week" and not "just" quotes. I don't recall seeing anything on your "blog" this week either. Boo yeah!
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