Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Onion News Network - Chickens Choose Oscar Winners Amid PETA Protests

"Madison, you must love this... everyone buzzing to your one little area of knowledge." - Brooke Alvarez

"It is simply inhumane to expose an animal to decisions involving movie soundtracks, or who may, or may not have won best supporting actress in a motion picture that year. God knows I wouldn't subject a person to that kind of treatment." - Cam Silver

PETA Protests Use Of Chickens To Randomly Pick Oscar Winners

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